[{"show":"Arrested Development","character":"Narrator","text":"Narrator: And so, the next day, the family gathered under a banner they'd been re-purposing for a party customized to Buster's limited palate.\nGob: Uh, yeah, I guess I'll take a hamburger with two tops."},{"show":"The Middle","character":"Mike","text":"Mike: [static crackles] All right, turn on the microwave. No, phone's still crackling. Turn it off. [microwave beeps] Uh-huh. I figured it out. What we have here is a crackly phone.\nFrankie: [sighs] We've got to fix this, Mike. Paula Norwood called and invited us to dinner Friday night, and I could barely hear what she said.\nMike: Oh, no. They don't want to drag us to that crepe place, do they? I don't like sauce.\nFrankie: I don't know. All I know is it's 7:30 at \"kck-kck-kck-kck-kck.\" Don't worry. I'm gonna try to talk Paula into going to that new place next to the teddy bear hospital. I have coupons for that.\nMike: Just to be safe, I'll eat before we go."},{"show":"Brooklyn Nine-Nine","character":"Jake","text":"Jake: More importantly, I was not able to find any \"heat\" because it's more of a concept. But we did find these beauties. They're all faux-fur and all the best brands. We've got Chanelb, Grucci, Stella McCarkey's."}]